Red Toes, Will Travel

I decided to save some money by giving myself a pedicure. I planned to paint my toes an orangey gold, but my husband said he preferred red. I painted them red.
Just as a warning to anyone else who thinks about cutting corners by doing things yourself, rethink that self-bikini wax. Once you have the nerve to apply the hot wax down there, there is only one way to get it off. With a yank. And it hurts.
That's my tip for the day.